Hey all. Finally got a chance to compile all my information and testimonies! Got crazy at work. Some other guy named Denathrius also went and got himself murdered. Busy times for a detective!
Thank you for your cooperation Guff, Reno, Bru’kan, Scabbs, Sylvanas and Bolvar. However, I know for a fact one of you did it after this investigation! Prince Renathal was very beaten and bruised by the end of that absolute banger of a bash, but I now know what did him in. The Prince was poisoned! So many of you had the opportunity to poison him, but only one of you did it.
Let’s lay the night and facts all out chronologically so you can find the culprit.
First, the evening started with a fantastic display of Guff’s petting zoo. All his cuddly critters just caroled about for folks to caress. Some not so cuddly that were more pent up. Everything was going fantastic until all hell broke loose. The Prince sustained some bites and stomps in the chaos but appeared just fine. Poor Guff skipped town with his circus thinking he’d done the poor Prince in but this was not when the Prince died. Did Guff skip town knowing more than me?
Shortly after was the archery contest Sylvanas won. A valiant effort by all that participated by all, but all the reports bring a consensus that Sylvanas and Renathal were the only real competitors. There was a small moment during the finals between the Prince and Sylvanas where he was cut but an arrow passed to him. Simple mishap? Or sly assassination?
Then came the wonderful display of Reno’s artifacts. Beautiful found treasures from all across Azeroth all in one place. Most folks told me this was the highlight of the night. All was going smoothly but almost with the theme of the night. Just a few things went wrong. A few of the artifacts didn’t handle very well with amateurs. A misfire of the Gatling wand caused such chaos and confusion that Reno left in a flash. Another accident or orchestrated chaos to conceal something more?
The night ended with dinner. Scabbs had been preparing a grand feast all day for all the guests. A known SI:7 Agent, Scabbs may have been here on orders to execute the Prince. The SI:7 have refused to comment on any of the occurrences and that it was simply a side gig for the chef.
After dinner is when the Prince fell dead. He partied and drank with Bru’kan for quite some time following dinner. As a good bru does Bru’kan kept drinks flowing. But would a bru murder his bro?
And finally we have Bolvar. A man with a lot of history with both the Prince and the Shadowlands. Also the last man to see him alive. Was it a final farewell those two discussed in the library or was it a final opportunity Bolvar took advantage of?
So who do you think did it? I’m sure this was planned somehow. But who would’ve had the sheer guts and desire to murder the Prince at his own party?
